guccifloralsuits:

georgie-lover:

wizardfan:

f3mboyfucker:

reslake:

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it’s actually just perfectly parallel parked

a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes

the law of equivalent exchange

depsidase:

rthko:

The thing about depression is that motivation is rare, so when it comes around you gotta ride it reverse cowgirl, bouncing up and down moaning and howling until it shoots a two weeks pent up load right up your stretched out hole and finally you have a clean room but it’s 2 am on a weeknight.

tastefullyoffensive:

barbieist:

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

darrandennis:

daddyfuckedme:

minionresearch:

minionresearch:

Doing a great job in the notes 👍